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Member Since: 7/15/2005

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Monday, August 20, 2007

A Husband's Vain Efforts...

Me: How would you like it if I cooked you something special for your birthday?
J: Ummmm...no....
Me: You're always saying I should cook for you.
J: But I want to eat something good on my birthday.
Me: What if I want to do something thoughtful for you?
J: How about if you do something thoughtful for me the day after my birthday?

...


Tuesday, January 23, 2007

WATCHING THE STATE OF THE UNION WITH MY CHARMING WIFE

***

WIFE: So…he does this every year?
ME: Yep.
WIFE: Every year in January?
ME: Yep.
WIFE: Oh, so this is like a list of his new year’s resolutions.
ME: Uh…kind of.

***

WIFE: Hey, I know that guy. He’s John McCain.
ME: Good job.
WIFE: You know how I know? He’s the senator of Arizona!
ME: Impressive.
WIFE: You know who the other senator is? John Kyl. Aren’t you proud of me.
(a minute later)
WIFE: …Wait, what’s a senator? Is that different from a governor?

***

ME: Do you know who that one is?
WIFE: Hillary Clinton. See, I know things. She just announced she’s running for president.
ME: Whoa, how did you know that?
WIFE: I heard it on the radio.
ME: You listened to the news?!
WIFE: Well, I just listen when you turn the radio on in the shower.

***

(after reading the xanga post)
WIFE: You spelled Kyl wrong. It’s Kyle with an E.
ME: No, it’s not.
WIFE: Are you sure. I’m pretty sure it’s with an E.
ME: No.
WIFE: Ohhhhkay.


Monday, January 22, 2007

Moose at Work


Agraf: Reporter Extraordinaire
 

"Don't worry, I never reveal my sources."


"I'd like one order of the combo fried rice. Wait, is there deer meat in that?!"


Hard at work... Or hardly working?


Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 


Saturday, September 24, 2005

In Seattle:

trees in every direction

coffee shops on every corner

bookstores next to every coffee shop

homeless people every few feet.


Tuesday, August 09, 2005

A Tribute: the day I almost  met Mr. Peter Jennings

Adding to a long list of famous people I almost met but didn't because of my obvliousness, I was once two feet away from Peter Jennings -- a man I have admired since I realized he was in journalism, a nice guy, a great reporter and Canadian (a surprisingly rare slice of demographic to which I aspire).

It was the end of a long night. I had been sitting in the U.S. Capitol covering President Bush's state of the union, which I also mostly missed because I was kind of dozing off in the uncomfortable press gallery seats fighting vainly to stay awake.

So finally when the long-winded speech mercifully ends, I stagger out into the street, rubbing my eyes, worrying someone noticed me (ie. those real reporters, as opposed to frauds like me who fall asleep on the single biggest news night in Washington).

As I hurry back to the newsroom, I notice this reporter walking in front of me wearing an exceedingly classy overcoat. It's dark charcoal grey and hangs handsomely from his tall frame.

And so, I start thinking to myself: Ah, if only I had a classy overcoat like that! I would be a serious reporter. I would be a respected, respectable reporter. The kind that doesn't fall asleep while the President of the United States gives a speech a few feet away.

Eventually, the reporters I'm walking with turn down another street, and I hear them start to talk in awed tones:

Wasn't that amazing!
He's taller than I thought he'd be!
I can't believe we just ran into Peter Jennings!

It was then that I realized I would need much more than an overcoat to become a real reporter--powers of observation for one. But if I ever do buy an overcoat, I know now what I'll be looking for: dark charcoal grey, just like the journalistic giant I almost met one night...the great Peter Jennings.



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